The Snore Activated Nudging Pillow has gone on sale as a hi-tech remedy for an affliction typically observed as comic – except by individuals kept awake by it. If trial has been offered to adhesive strips in excess of the nose, dilators within it, tape beneath the chin, jaw splints, or even earplugs for the snorer’s spouse (the snoree, in technical language), then an interactive pillow at £92 might seem a resort well worth visiting. A long term model, the Snore Activated Nagging Pillow, will perhaps come with voice synthesiser. “Darling, can not you just turn more than. Darling! For heaven’s sake, it’s half previous 4. No wonder you make such a row if you roll property at midnight. That guff about working late will not wash with me. You smell like a brewery. No wonder you snore, with all that extra fat. Time you took the fitness center seriously. At least you could get the children swimming. Hey, are you listening? Just end snoring!”
Pillow speak
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