Political Humor

Not too long ago I acquired an electronic mail from a pal with the following humor about politicians with no a source indicated. So, in not taking the credit, I hope we can all share a laugh.

Politics is the gentle art of receiving votes from the poor and campaign funds from the wealthy, by promising to defend every single from the other.
~Oscar Amringer, “the Mark Twain of American Socialism.”

I provided my opponents a deal: “if they end telling lies about me, I will end telling the reality about them”.
~Adlai Stevenson, campaign speech, 1952..

A politician is a fellow who will lay down your daily life for his nation.
~Texas Guinan. 19th century American businessman

I have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.
~Charles de Gaulle, French general &amp politician

As an alternative of giving a politician the keys to the city, it may well be better to modify the locks.
~Doug Larson (English middle-distance runner who won gold medals at the 1924 Olympic Video games in Paris, 1902-1981)

We hang petty thieves and appoint the bigger thieves to public workplace.
~Aesop, Greek slave &amp fable author

Those who are as well wise to engage in politics are punished by becoming governed by these who are dumber.
~Plato, ancient Greek Philosopher

Politicians are the very same all in excess of. They promise to build a bridge even the place there is no river.
~Nikita Khrushchev, Russian Soviet politician

When I was a boy I was advised that anybody could become Prime Minister I’m beginning to think it.
~Quoted in ‘Clarence Darrow for the Defense’ by Irving Stone.

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and purchase some more tunnel.
~John Quinton, American actor/author

What occurs if a politician drowns in a river?
That is pollution.
What happens if all of them drown?
That is a answer!

The word politics is derived from the word poly, which means numerous and the word ticks, which means blood sucking parasites.

And final but not least, politicians only lie when their lips are moving.

About Hesh:

I have been carrying out a weekly radio show in Honolulu since 1981 called “Health Talk”.

In 2007 I was “forced” to get a Masters degree in Nutrition because of all the physicians that would phone in asking for my credentials. They do not call in any longer.

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HESH GOLDSTEIN, MSNUTRI
“Health Talk” Moderator, K-108 Radio
P.O. Box 240783
Honolulu, Hawaii 96824-0783
(808) 258-1177
www.healthtalkhawaii.com
www.asanediet.com
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Political Humor